People think of singing as fancy speaking, when they should think of speaking as simple singing.

Don't bother turning your bullet list into a diagram unless the diagram communicates something the bullet list doesn't.

Being sociable means, when it doesn't matter what you say, saying what other people would like to hear.

As much as I don't want to be a 100,000-mile flyer, I want to be a 98,000-mile flyer even less.

Wikipedia's "[citation needed]" convention takes passive-aggressive behavior to a global scale.